to www.discomfortfood.com. A few things are missing, but we are still unpacking boxes and hope to find them soon. Here are answers to some frequently asked questions regarding this move:
Move FAQs
Q: Why move the blogsite?
A: It was primarily a marketing decision. Our research division thought a less complicated URL would improve traffic.
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Q: Marketing decision . . . but you don't sell anything.A: That isn't really a question.
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Q: How is this a marketing decision if you don't really sell anything?A: We are currently building influence. Our marketing staff is developing an entire line of Discomfort Food merchandise. We also have an independent sales department piloting a program similar to Mary Kay and Pampered Chef. This could be your chance to get in on the ground floor!
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Q: Research division? Marketing staff? Independent sales department? I thought this was an individual blog. How many people are involved in your "organization"?A: We have been advised by our legal team not to answer that question.
| Our Pledge |
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I hope that covers everything. Though this move has taxed our resources, we plan to honor our pledge to continue to bring you the same mediocre blogging on semi-relevant topics that you have come to expect from our talented group of tortured geniuses.
Thank You,
Discomfort Food
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