Fatherhood: The Legacy Continues . . .

Father's Day Top Ten:

Things I swore I would never say as a Dad (but have)

10. "If I have to stop this car . . ."

9. "What did your mom say?"

8. "One . . . Two . . . "

7. "Did you ask mom?"

6. "You want something to cry about?"

5. "Hmmm, that is a great question for mom."

4. "Man, I could really go for a juice box about now."

3. "Did mom say you could do that?"

2. "Yes, I'd like two happy meals, a mighty kids meal, and a chicken wrap." Note: I only have two kids.

1. "Ask your mother."

**Bonus:**

Thank you, this is the best homemade father's day gift ever! I'll use it everyday. (awkward pause) What is it?